Me: Hey Iz, what’s going on?
Iz (with big cheesy Izzy smile): Sox won you know.

Me: Yes I know.
Iz: The best part is we got it first before those sorry ass cubs.

Me: Yeah I bet they feel salty. But whatever…tomorrow’s Friday. I’ve had a crappy week.
Iz: You know what? It’s ok because the Sox won. Don’t worry about it – EVERYTHING will be great because the Sox won. It’s gonna be good for a whole year because the Sox won. We’re the fucking world champions!

Me: Oh yeah? That good huh?
Iz: OH yeah…

Me: I knew this would make you happy.